my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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