C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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