you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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