idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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