Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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