puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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