i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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