Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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