Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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