Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Randomize
