I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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