I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
