You're completely useless in the revolution.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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