Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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