I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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