elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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