She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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