I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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