am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
