We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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