Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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