We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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