Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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