she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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