That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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