My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Still dying that you shit outside
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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