Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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