Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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