DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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