Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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