White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i drank out of a bidet.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize