Who did Billy Mays play for?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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