You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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