using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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