Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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