i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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