yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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