i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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