Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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