So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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