I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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