I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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