She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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