Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
