I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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