Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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