Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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