sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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