Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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