it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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