some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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