do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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